Top Weekly Shower Thoughts

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satirequeen
May 8, 2020 2:00 PM EDT

Here are some of this week's top shower thoughts; the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world, our existence, and all the random crap out there in the universe. 

And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.

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  • 01
    Text - Posted by u/ziadio 22 hours ago & 2 More If a sloth were to clap, it will always sound sarcastic.
    via u/ziadio
  • 02
    Text - Posted by u/DrHivesPHD 6 days ago For pirates being mostly of criminals and bastards, they have a suprisingly good work ethic and sense of cooperation needed to sail a giant ship
    via u/DrHivesPHD
  • 03
    Text - Posted by u/JackMcKracken 5 days ago When our generation is old we will still subconsciously be trying to keep our electronics from getting wet even if everything is waterproof.
    via u/JackMcKracken
  • 04
    Text - Posted by u/coupland 4 days ago S People routinely criticize musicians for only being in it for the money, but wouldn't dream of criticizing a plumber for not being in it for the love of plumbing
    via u/coupland
  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/SoLongFarewell2019 4 days ago Jurassic Park would have worked if they only cloned the herbivore dinosaurs
    via u/SoLongFarewell2019
  • 06
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/villerugbybear 2 days ago A truly "smart" TV would have the option to automatically turn the volume down during commercials
    via u/villerugbybear
  • 07
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/tight_swim 2 days ago Cigarettes only look cool in movies and TV shows because you can't smell them
    via u/tight_swim
  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Im_Moose 1 day ago Not pausing your music when you take off your headphones makes you feel like you're wasting the music.
    via u/Im_Moose
  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/DJainilism 3 days ago S 3 We never really actually grow up. We just decide how to pretend in public and that becomes our personality.
    via u/DJainilism
  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Leprechaun425 6 days ago If you are relatively skinny and you have an identical twin who is over weight, you could make a lot of money doing weight loss plan testimonials
    via u/Leprechaun425
  • 11
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/parkua 4 days ago Harry Potter's Universe has so many magical creatures and animals, but somehow all 4 houses in Hogwarts have "muggle world" animals as their mascots.
    via u/parkua
  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/SlavicGoon_92 5 days ago When we write with a pencil on paper on top of a wooden desk, we are using a dead tree to hold a dead tree, which we write on with another dead tree.
    via u/SlavicGoon_92

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